100+ Hilariously Funny Quotes About Life To Make You ROFL

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There is a famous saying that says, “laughter is the best form of medicine”. While the doctor might not prescribe it, the ability to find humor in our situation is the key to maintaining patience, and peace of mind. The following Hilariously Funny Quotes About Life will surely make you ROFL and will allow you to have fun along the way.

Life is funny in moments and every worry, every fear, is a transient phase, always remember this phrase “This too shall pass.” You will have many more ups and downs to experience. Read these funny quotes about life and get inspired to enjoy life without being bogged down.

Famous Funny Quotes About Life

Smile at strangers, laugh at yourself, know that you’re free to start over and enjoy these Funny Quotes About Life by famous personalities and celebrities.

Funny Quotes About Life

People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. – Joan Rivers

Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable. – Woody Allen

It’s possible; you can never know that the universe exists only for me. If so, it’s sure going well for me, I must admit. – Bill Gates

People who read the tabloids deserve to be lied to. – Jerry Seinfeld

He who has a why to live can bear almost any how. – Friedrich Nietzsche

You fall out of your mother’s womb, you crawl across open country under fire, and drop into your grave. – Quentin Crisp

I think everybody should get rich and famous and do everything they ever dreamed of so they can see that it’s not the answer. – Jim Carrey

 First, the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me. – Steve Martin

I have a simple philosophy: Fill what’s empty. Empty what’s full. Scratch where it itches. – Alice Roosevelt Longworth

The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage. – Mark Russell

Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. – George Bernard Shaw

Accept who you are. Unless you’re a serial killer. – Ellen DeGeneres

Life is rather like a tin of sardines – we’re all of us looking for the key. – Alan Bennett

Life is like an onion: You peel it off one layer at a time, and sometimes you weep. – Carl Sandburg

My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I’m happy. I can’t figure it out. What am I doing right? – Charles Schulz

Life is so constructed that an event does not, cannot, will not, match the expectation. – Charlotte Bronte

Personally, I don’t think there’s intelligent life on other planets. Why should other planets be any different from this one? – Bob Monkhouse

Life… is like a grapefruit. It’s orange and squishy and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast. – Douglas Adams

Life must bring ups and downs. In life’s ring let’s be clowns! Learn their way to make folk smile; Dullest day, hardest mile. – Wilhelmina Stitch

Short Funny Quotes About Life

Have some fun along the way with these cute and short Funny Quotes About Life and enjoy yourselves.

Funny Quotes About Life

Life is short. Eat dessert first. – Unknown

I have never developed indigestion from eating my words. – Winston Churchill

When fate hands us a lemon, let’s try to make lemonade. – Dale Carnegie

I’ve met a lot of hard-boiled eggs in my life, but you-you’re 20 minutes. – Jan Sterling

Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive. – Elbert Hubbard

He has a heart of gold – only harder. – Adolphe Menjou

Luck is a dividend of sweat. The more you sweat, the luckier you get. – Ray Kroc

Life only delivers to people that create their own postal code. – Jelani Daniel

Everyone desires to live long, but no one would be old. – Abraham Lincoln

Nothing pains some people more than having to think. – Martin Luther King Jr.

There is more to life than increasing its speed. – Mahatma Gandhi

A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. – Irish Saying

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter. – Mark Twain

A man is not paid for having a head and hands, but for using them. – Elbert Hubbard

Are you green and growing or ripe and rotting? – Ray Kroc

By trying we can easily learn to endure adversity – another man’s, I mean. – Mark Twain

Intellectual property has the shelf life of a banana. – Bill Gates

Haters are confused admirers who can’t understand why everybody else likes you. – Paulo Coelho

You aren’t wealthy until you have something money can’t buy. – Garth Brooks

We all have the ability, the difference is how we use it. – Stevie Wonder

Best Funny Quotes About Life

There is a funny thing about life, which is that when you get something you badly want, you no longer want it. You badly want to go on that luxury cruise when you save up enough money. But when you finally have the opportunity, you no longer want to fulfill your desire. So, don’t wait for perfect time to enjoy, enjoy every moment of your life in the present time because the perfect time to enjoy your life is NOW.

Funny Quotes About Life

Watching a person who successfully loses fifty pounds and changes her life is more inspirational than listening to a fitness coach with a perfect body. – Martin Meadows

The great thing about getting older is that you don’t lose all the other ages you’ve been. – Madeleine L’Engle

When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years. – Mark Twain

Without Sunday, I wouldn’t know when to put on the brakes of a hurtling life. – Byron Pulsifer

Running a multimillion-dollar business can feel like a piece of cake when facing a defiant and dramatic teenage daughter. – Colleen O’Grady

I’ve learned that you can tell a lot about a person by the way (s)he handles these three things: a rainy day, lost luggage, and tangled Christmas tree lights. – Maya Angelou

Want is a growing giant whom the coat of Have was never large enough to cover. – Ralph Waldo Emerson

When science finally locates the center of the universe, some people will be surprised to learn they’re not it. – Bernard Bailey

Pursue, keep up with, circle round and round your life, as a dog does his master’s chaise. Do what you love. Know your own bone, gnaw at it, bury it, unearth it, and gnaw it still. – Henry David Thoreau

A lot of people think the whole purpose of life is just to collect stuff. You’ve seen the bumper sticker: ‘He who dies with the most toys wins.’ The truth is, ‘He who dies with the most toys … still dies!’ – Rick Warren

On his seventy-fifth birthday, a photographer said: ‘I hope, sir, that I will shoot your picture on your hundredth birthday.’ Churchill answered: ‘I don’t see why not, young man. You look reasonably fit and healthy.’ – William Manchester, The Last Lion

Lucille Ball taught me that the best comedy need never be cruel to be funny. – Marie Osmond, The Key Is Love

Try walking forward while looking over your shoulder and see how far you get. The same goes for life. Look forward! – Martin Henderson, Fatherhood

It’s funny, I spent the first half of my life desperately trying not to become my mother, and now I am spending the second half of my life desperately hoping to become half the woman that she is. – Helen C. Escott, I Am Funny Like That

If A is a success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is play, and z is keeping your mouth shut. – Albert Einstein

I know God will not give me anything I can’t handle. I just wish He didn’t trust me so much. – Mother Teresa

Eliminating procrastination from our lives is like trying to stop a moving train; it’s not easy. Joseph R. Ferrari. – Still Procrastinating

Chairs were created because someone, somewhere, wanted to solve a big problem: sitting on rocks causes sore bottoms. – Bill Burnett, Designing Your Life

An old dog can learn new tricks. If your enthusiasm has lost its vitality, do everything possible to revive it. – Don McArt, The Mental Makeover

The only time I don’t have any problems in this world is when I am already six feet below the ground. – James Jason, Positive Thinking

Funny Quotes About Life Lessons

Humor helps us to reevaluate the situations in our life with a positive outlook. Often, our perspectives are clouded by our own prejudices and emotions.  Humor helps us to withstand the negative energy around us.

Funny Quotes About Life

When you pray to be careful of how you respond to what you get. I read somewhere that if you pray for rain. . . don’t complain about the mud! – Hyacinth Mottley, Words of Wisdom

People tell me, ‘You’re such an optimist.’ Am I an optimist? An optimist says the glass is half full. A pessimist says the glass is half empty. A survivalist is practical. He says, ‘Call it what you want, but just fill the glass.’ I believe in filling the glass. – Louis Zamperini

Anxiety in human life is what squeaking and grinding are in machinery that is not oiled. In life, trust is the oil. – Henry Ward Beecher

Do not listen to those who weep and complain, for their disease is contagious. – Og Mandino Listening

Live in such a way that you wouldn’t be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip. – Will Rogers

To be successful, regardless of the field, one needs to be a participant in the field of battle, rather than a spectator. – Charles Duncan, 5-minute Habits

Goal setting is similar to traveling from point A to point B within a city. If you clearly understand what the goal is, you will definitely reach the destination because you know its address. – Thomas Abreu, Science of Success

For some, life is like a river. It becomes overpowering, uncontrollable and sometimes wild. – Ravindranath Jayaratne, The Power of your Future

You can complain about the direction of your life all you want, but until you sit in the driver’s seat and begin to drive yourself, you aren’t going to get where you want to go! – Les Brown

Life without Christ is like a vacuum cleaner without the electrical cord plugged in. It has no power to suck up the dirt. – Don Wilton, A Hope, and a Future

The successful know that the road to success is always under construction; they understand the roughness of it and never expected it to be smooth. – Herbert O Nobleman, The Filigree of Success

There never was a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him asleep. – Ralph Waldo Emerson

I find television very educational. Every time someone turns it on, I go into the other room and read a book. – Groucho Marx

Cool Funny Quotes About Life

Here are a few cool funny quotes about life to make your life cool.

Funny Quotes About Life

Don’t judge each day by the harvest you reap, but by the seed that you plant. – Robert Louis Stevenson

If a man empties his purse into his head, no one can take it from him. An investment in knowledge always pays the best interest. – Benjamin Franklin

It’s a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it. – W. Somerset Maugham

The world is plentiful with honey, but only the humble bee can collect it. – Ralph Waldo Emerson Wise

So, if you feel a smile begin, don’t leave it undetected, let’s start an epidemic quick, and get the world infected! – Russel H. Conwell

If you don’t understand how a woman could both love her sister dearly and want to wring her neck at the same time, then you were probably an only child. – Linda Sunshine

Our snooze button does not have the power to delay the sun from rising in the morning. Time simply does not wait for anyone. – Ted Robbins, Time Management

You may plan to write a book someday, but you are living a book every day. – Wilferd Peterson

Funny Quotes About Life In General

Enjoy these Funny Quotes About Life in a general sense and remove your worries away.

There is no such thing as a typical granny. Old-fashioned picture books might suggest that she’s a comfortable old body in a flowery pinny, grey hair piled in a bun as she knits baby bonnets – but no grandma has looked like that since 1923. – Flic Everett, Help! I’m a Granny

For good or ill, your conversation is your advertisement. Every time you open your mouth you let men look into your mind. – Bruce Barton

It is the little bits of things that fret and worry us; we can dodge an elephant, but we can’t dodge a fly. – Josh Billings

When I hit Grade 7, I began to understand the difference between those who had money and those who didn’t have as much. – Shannon Lee Simmons, Worry-Free Money

A man who views the world the same at 50 as he did at 20 has wasted 30 years of his life. – Muhammad Ali

When you mention you have a teen daughter to someone, facial expressions turn sympathetic, as if you’ve just disclosed a serious medical issue. – Lucie Hemmen, Parenting a Teen Girl

Long experience has taught me that to be criticized is not always to be wrong. – Anthony Eden

Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don’t have for something they don’t need. – Will Rogers

Every sale has five basic obstacles: no need, no money, no hurry, no desire, no trust. – Zig Ziglar

Life’s a tough proposition but the first hundred years are the hardest. – Wilson Mizner

You’re not as young as you used to be. But you’re not as old as you’re going to be. – Irish Saying

Wisdom likes not to chance. – English Proverb

Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor? – Frank Moore Colby

We must not allow the clock and the calendar to blind us to the fact that each moment of life is a miracle and mystery. – H.G. Wells

A cynic is a person searching for an honest man with a stolen lantern. – Edgar A. Shoaff

God gives nothing to those who keep their arms crossed. – African Proverb

After a bad harvest, sow again. – Seneca

We have to learn to be our own best friend because we fall too easily into the trap of being our worst enemy. – Roderick Thorp

Life is a continuous adjustment of internal relations to external relations. – Herbert Spencer

Good health and good sense are two of life’s greatest blessings. – Publius

A smile costs nothing in money, time, or effort but it is literally true that it can be of supreme importance in one’s life. – Emmet Fox

Funny Quotes About Life To Laugh

Enjoy these Funny Quotes About Life if you want to laugh it loud and want to make your day fun and full of joy.

Rain is a good reminder of how our attitude can affect everything. Some folks let it destroy their day; others consider it a blessing. – Judy Ford

Dream a little and work a lot. – Donald Jackson

Whenever I meet people for the first time, I assume that they have a great story to tell and that it’s my job to find it. – Sarah Ferguson

Contentment consisteth not in adding more fuel, but in taking away some fire. – Thomas Fuller

The earth laughs in flowers. Unknown

When you found out how to take it, life wasn’t half bad. – Willa Cather

In short, luck’s always to blame. – Jean de La Fontaine

 

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